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The Hangover

After the game I took a walk around PDX just me and my woes. I thought about Don Draper and all of us Mad Men. Life as the battle between Nights and Days. Darkness that borrows from light without balance or respect, leaving little time to clearly see. People say sports fanaticism is rooted in…

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Player Power Rankings

Welcome to our Player Power Rankings. This is a live list that will be updated after every game. Feel free to chime in on the list and we’ll discuss the debate on the pod.

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Bro Bog Bang! Bang!

Welcome to Bro Bog Bang Bang. This podcast is an experimental comedy collab between The Portland Timbros and Philip from Back Office Gavin. All opinions expressed on this podcast are not our own and will be immediately walked back upon the slightest scrutiny.  Guests this week include: Olivier Giroud, Arsene Wenger, Caleb Porter, Gavin Wilkinson, Diego…

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What Scares You More: Burly-ass Men with Thickets of Beard and Screaming Chainsaws or Kittens?

One thing comes to mind when thinking of OCSC – Danny Mwanga’s homecoming! The new boys are coming to town. Orlando City has had a less than spectacular start to the season getting their only win from Houston 1 – 0 away. Yes, I’m pot. I’m calling for Kettle, he’s black. 1.  I’m here like a…

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2015 Timbers Transfer Value Column: The Timbers Biggest Assets

C.R.E.A.M, Or (How to win a championship in any sport) is a study of the pinnacle strategies in MLB, the NBA, and the NFL. What you are about to read is based off the conclusions made by Benjamin Morris at skeptical sports analysis with a bit of Bill Simmon’s famous trade value columns sprinkled in….

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Scoreboard Don’t Cry

Topics covered: Tweet of the Week, Article of the Week, Portland vs Dallas, GOAT-Scapegoat, #TissueGate, Better Know Thy Enemy, Predictions, Timbros Power Rankings. UNEDITED SHOW NOTES   ARTICLE OF THE WEEK on r/PubTimbers Portland Timbers winger Ishmael Yartey says he ‘loves to score goals’ http://www.oregonlive.com/timbers/index.ssf/2015/04/portland_timbers_winger_ishmae.html By Jamie Goldberg Portland VS DALLAS GAME RECAP: For the…

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GOAT- Scapegoat

Here are the Timbros’ G.O.A.T.’s and Scapegoats against Dallas FC: Roscoe-Liam Ridgewell  Liam Ridgewell is my G.O.A.T. He wasn’t the best Timber on the pitch. Villafana had the defensive game of his life and Borchers lead the stathead crowd with 4 aerial wins, 7 clearances, and a goal. But this is about replacement level or…

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MLS Fantasy Review Week Five

Hello everyone, Tinkering with my team has proven fruitless thus far in the season, so I decided to leave it alone last game week to see how everything played out. The result: the worst points total of the season. How sad… There is good news on the horizon though! It is a double game week,…

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The Hangover

Scoreboard, *******! -Caleb “Brass Balls” Porter Let’s break this down a little bit more Chuck Klosterman style. Tissue Gate is a bold move for Oscar Pareja. He knows he’s being filmed. He has to know that Porter isn’t going to take kindly to it.  He has to know he’s creating a spectacle, right? Which means…

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G.O.A.T. – Scapegoat

Here are the Timbros’ G.O.A.T.’s and Scapegoats against Vancouver Whitecaps: Cody – Alvas Powell For the game on a whole, her had several runs on the sideline and in behind the defense. Those Whitecaps were unable to contain him, especially when Asprilla was on that side. He only just gets the nod because he was…

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