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MLS Fantasy Review Week Three

Potland Timbros Fantasy Review Week Three Last week’s Timbros fantasy update was non-existent. I secluded myself in the forest, whining about my terrible luck. Feeling self-pity, and knowing that nobody else would give a shit, posting such a premature obit would have been pointless. Coming off the Timbros’ party for our friends made me curious….

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The Hangover

Sometimes it’s the shots you don’t take. – Unknown 1)This is what I said after the game when someone offered me the adventure of singing karaoke until 4 am. Damn…after a hard day’s rockin’ in the house of blues, better slip of m’shoes, give a little stretch and dip my toes into the jacuzzi baby….

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Match Preview: SKC v. Portland

Sporting Kansas City v. Portland Timbers Preview Do you feel that? Do you feel the hype? Do you feel the rivalry? What’s that you say, no rivalry? You’ve got to be kidding me. This is certainly a rivalry! Well, that’s according to MLS. Sporting is certainly not a rival, save the supporters’ Run the Jewels…

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G.O.A.T. – Scapegoat

Let’s draw the line between the Greatest of all Time and your everyday run of the mill scapegoat. In one corner you have Muhammed Ali and in the other a one Mr. Steven J. Bartman. Here are the Timbros’ G.O.A.T.’s and Scapegoats against the Los Angeles Galaxy. Roscoe DARLINGTON NAGBE Someone else will have to…

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It happened again

Topics covered: r/PubTimbers, Tweet of the Week, Article of the Week, MLS,  LA vs Portland, LA vs KC.   Article of the week: http://www.prostamerika.com/2015/03/17/114246/114246 By Steve UNEDITED SHOW NOTES   Things I’d like to talk about:   Has MLS arrived? The buzz is growing. http://www.pastemagazine.com/aSrticles/2015/03/20-revealing-tweets-about-sky-sports-televising-ml.html Some Brits reacting to watching MLS games   Remember the…

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The Hangover 2

Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving. – Albert Einstien Porter has dropped the Pep Talk and is now sippin’ on some Mourinho’s. Possession with purpose has been replaced with pragmatism with palpitations. The Timbers once again played conservatively1)Not in the limbaugh way, more in the cheap dad…

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Match Preview: Portland v. Los Angeles

This early in the season, it’s hard to know how to feel about the Timbers 0-0 draw against Real Salt Lake. Despite a dominant defensive effort that limited RSL to just two shots on target, and an offensive performance that was only denied goals by the will of a tiny goalkeeper who requires the tears…

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MLS Fantasy Week One

Portland Timbros Fantasy League returns! Going into the first week of the season I was filled with joy about the return of MLS, the great weather on the horizon, the prospect of seeing an epic game against RSL, and I forgot to tune my team. Well, forget is the wrong word. I was blinded by…

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Guardians against the Galaxy

Topics covered: RSL vs POR, TWEET OF THE WEEK, G.O.A.T. -scape goat., Future Galaxies  Mood: salty . Passion: 100. TWEET OF THE WEEK:   ARTICLE OF THE WEEK:  Player Ratings @ Prost Amerika UNEDITED SHOW NOTES Season Opener: Jose has said this on the podcast many times… There is a statistical advantage to playing a defensive…

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The Hangover

The Hang Over “If you keep a clean sheet then you won’t lose; either you draw or you win. It’s obviously a very important part of the game and hopefully we can concede less goals than last year and have a good season.” – Adam Kwarasey Mr. Kwarasey said this on Thursday.1)If you google searched…

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