The boys get together to drink beer and podcast. I know what you are thinking. Listener: I listen to these guys get drunk all the time. The Boys: But imagine if we did it on purpose, then it wouldn’t be sad anymore. Listener: Oh Fuck, you got me there. This podcast is brought to you…


Ass Whoopin’

Do you ever have the problem of feeling too good about yourself? Perhaps you’ve reeled off two straight wins and you start thinking: Gee, we might make the playoffs. Well there’s nothing like a good case of Ass Whoopin’ to set you in your place. You can get your case of Ass Whoopin’ in select…


Are We Family… Or What?

After two consecutive losses to the Seattle Sounders the Timbers Family was a little bit fractured going into the game against Colorado. In the week leading up to the game we called Caleb out on giving us excuses for losing. We finally admitted to ourselves that Merritt is a Super Rich Kid and fired up…


Where Do We Go?

“In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there’s something stronger – something better, pushing right back.” ― Albert Camus, The Stranger (in reference to a question about Jack Jewsbury).  Podcast: Play in new…


WTFestival: Searching For Shenanigans

This piece is brought to you by Roscoe Myrick of The Portland Timbros. Any illicit references to illegal drug use by Roscoe himself is definitely true and not fabricated in anyway. Everything else is a crapshoot. Images provided by  [embedplusvideo height="500" width="500" editlink="" standard="" vars="ytid=RSoXgL8dQ5g&width=500&height=500&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=&notes=" id="ep1520" /] Push Play.   SHENANIGANS My name is Shenanigans,…

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