Are We Family… Or What?

After two consecutive losses to the Seattle Sounders the Timbers Family was a little bit fractured going into the game against Colorado. In the week leading up to the game we called Caleb out on giving us excuses for losing. We finally admitted to ourselves that Merritt is a Super Rich Kid and fired up…


Where Do We Go?

“In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there’s something stronger – something better, pushing right back.” ― Albert Camus, The Stranger (in reference to a question about Jack Jewsbury).  Podcast: Play in new…


WTFestival: Searching For Shenanigans

Images provided by  Push Play.   SHENANIGANS My name is Shenanigans, would you like magic mushrooms? Instructions: 1. Eat this 2. Drink this 3. Take my hand 4. Hold on tight SHENANIGANS Welcome to WTFestival. I’ll be your guide. Let me ask you this; How are your booty shaking skills? It’s my birthday. I’m looking…


Good Shit US!

Good Shit America! Golf claps all around. The boys discuss the USMNT loss against Belgium and the Timbers loss against Sporting Kansas City. Somehow their spirits are still high. Perhaps it’s because Cody is a rah rah motivator on the level of Gordon Bombay. Podcast: Play in new window | Download

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MLS Fantasy Update: Week 16

Since the infamous computer crash, this blog has been spotty. With the addition of what should be considered a global, month-long holiday (the World Cup), chances for consistent postings went to a dead zero. So here is a belated “happy World Cup” wish for you all. This tournament has been so wonderful and all-consuming that…

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