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Bro Bog Tre

Welcome brave souls. Bro Bog Bang! Bang is a collaboration between the Portland Timbros and @BackOfficeGavin. The first Soccer Improv Podcast in history 1. Adult themes is the clay for which Bro Bog Bang! Bang is built. If that ain’t your bag, it’s cool, throw us some love for trying and go about your day….

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The Hangover: Are You Dead or Are You Sleeping?

The Timbers were drubbed by the Houston Dynamo on Saturday.  The Dynamo dominated the Timbers in every conceivable way.  Down the flank, through the middle, with possession (2nd half), without possession (1st half), with superior tactics, with superior play. The list could literally go on forever. The Timbers’ one goal, a nice slip pass from…

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Finally Appreciating My Best Friend Cascade Rangers

Topics covered: Special Little Friend Segment, Tweet of the Week, Article of the Week, Game Summary, GOAT-Scapegoat, Power Rankings, Houston Preview. Unedited Show Notes Special Little Friend Segment: throw to Roscoe… Honorable Mention: Eric Olsen @EricOlsen… he’s my favorite. Tweet of the Week:     A few minutes before 2 goals…       Article…

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GOAT-Scapegoat: Valeri vs Beignets

Cody –  Diego Valeri Do we really need to get into this? His first start and we win… His first goal came already, in what really was his first game. Hell, most people don’t even consider a player to be ready until several games in because “match fitness” has not been fully achieved. Oh yeah,…

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The Hangover: Tales from Valeria

The Timbers shocked the world on Saturday when they went into Montreal and secured a victory. Not a draw, not a draw, we talkin’ ’bout victory.  Most of the first half of this game resembled a heavyweight bout between two overcooked spaghetti noodles; soft, limp, and unthreatening. In the first half Montreal wasted corner after…

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Player Power Rankings- Return of the King

Welcome to our Player Power Rankings. This is a live list that will be updated after every game. Feel free to chime in on the list and we’ll discuss the debate on the pod.

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GOAT-Scapegoat: Maximum Facepalm

Jose – Diego Chara It’s Diego yet again, though not the one everyone was talking about after the match. Portland’s recent defensive improvements are in large part part due to the diminutive Diego Chara. His tireless energy, range, and tackling ability are invaluable to this team. Against Vancouver, he thoroughly exerted his influence throughout the…

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Hey, I love you… but I need more.

Topics covered: Tweet of the Week, Article of the Week, Game Recap, GOAT-Scapegoat, Hope Yes or No, Caleb Porter vs Jamie Goldberg.   ARTICLE OF THE WEEK: GOAT-Scapegoat- Portland Timbros… fuck yea. Picture of angry translator. GAME SUMMARY: The Valeri Effect/Delusion? Valeri didn’t provide a key pass, was 1/9 for accurate crosses, was dispossessed 3…

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The Hangover: A Postcard for the Homesick

The Timbers drew at home for the third time this season on Saturday against cascadia rival, The Vancouver Whitecaps. The pivotal moment came in minute twenty eight when Pa Madou Kah raised his arms away from his body to block an Alvas Powell cross drawing a penalty for the Timbers. Portland called Darlington Nagbe’s numbers…

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